track: Float On
album: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
played: 228733 times
float on // modest mouse
i backed my car into a cop car the other day
well, he just drove off, sometimes life’s okay
i ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah, what did i say?
well, you just laughed it off and it was all okay
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I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?